I have just decided that when I finally get pregnant, I’m gonna let my husband know by saying “I think there might be something living in my uterus”
kellybrooke: hungryhippo: Forever a night owl *hoot hoot* er lerv erls ser merch *hert hert*
maquinadesnuda: chaoticclassicism: A dog guarding his master’s bike. OMFG WHEN THE DOG HOPS ON THE BIKE. this is why i absolutely adore dogs, all animals really, but dogs’ loyalty & love for their companion makes my heart burst with pretty little things. That bark! He was like “Okay, I’m ready!”. <3
Cancer are best at...
zodiacfun: Listening Balancing time between people Giving a shoulder to cry on Showing love and compassion Protecting loved ones Interacting with kids Making others feel sympathetic
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
Dudes, think about this:
thrashymcbrowns: Somewhere, out there, Smashmouth has a number one fan.
[[MORE]]Does the last person you kissed know what color your eyes are? Yes haha What time did you go to bed last night, what time did you wake up? Around 2, and I woke up at 9:30 >__< In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a guy? My man <3 Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now? Nope! Are you in a good mood? I think so, idk I mean my feet are...
weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
snapplesmith replied to your post: i want my best friend back but that’s not gonna… drunk tumbling like a bau5? I am a sad, sad person…lol I need to stay away from my computer when I drink. Normally I’m not that bad though!
[[MORE]]my uncle died today, and i havn;t had time t think about it. i’m pretty sad about it. i’m just took drunk topricsess what happened and i just sdon’t want to think about it becaue it makes me so sad. he had cancer, and it spread from his licngs t his sprine. he wans my favorite uncle on my mom’s side, because my other uncle is a detatched alcoholic and i rarely talk...
videohall: Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill